Welcome to the Exhibit Hall, the pride of our facility and the envy
of museums everywhere. Our displays are grouped into informational/educational
exhibits and themed galleries containing the
various wondrous specimens we have collected worldwide.
Browse to your heart's content among our myriad specimens in the various
galleries. Return to this page by clicking on the "Exhibit Hall"
link on the left of each gallery.
Upon your initial entry, you may notice a large image on the first page
takes some time to load. Please be patient - after it loads the image
should be cached, thus allowing subsequent pages to display more quickly.
The Contemporary Collection
- an exhibition of modern brands, each displayed in its own individually
handcrafted, hermetically sealed display case, subtly illuminated by concealed
lighting to highlight it in dramatic splendor. No brand is too cheap
or rough for us to capture, catalogue, and put on display.
The Vintage Collection
- selected toilet papers dating as far back as the 1880's
- our one-of-a-kind collection of rare and provocative artworks from around
Note: an anonymous missive expressed doubt concerning the authenticity
of one of our Contemporary specimens but failed to specify which one.
If you see a brand that you think is fake, please let us know!