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We've scoured the darkest corners of the 'net to bring you these news items and articles on other sites (these links open in a new browser window):

• Woman Charged For Filing False Poisoned Toilet Paper Claim and Novel TP Inc. are two sites dedicated to toilet paper
• Toilet paper used for street repairs
• View a toilet paper commercial made by kids
• Toilet paper used for street repairs
• RV toilet paper advice
• George W. Bush picks Toilet Paper for Vice President
• Philippine Councillor wants 'Toilet Paper Law'
• Good Housekeeping test 13 brands of toilet paper
• Harvard gets two-ply toilet paper
• The Toilet Paper Bombing Run
• Toilet paper novels hit German stalls
• How to Pull on a Roll of Toilet Paper with the Least Least Force: An Analysis Using the Principles of Engineering Mechanics and Calculus
• Guess What? Toilet Paper is Essential
• Internet enabled toilet paper roll browser
• Lithuanian toilet paper mystic
• Australian tennis sensation Lleyton Hewitt on a roll in toilet paper television commercial
• Brazil's two-ply crisis takes toll on toilet paper
• Sony vs. Nintendo toilet paper
• Emergency toilet paper, just in case
• Michigan State University toilet paper consumption
• Kimberly-Clark (re)introduces moist toilet paper
• Kimberly-Clark's moist toilet paper news release
• Moist toilet paper products hit bottom
• Toilet paper fashion
• A marriage tip
• Inmates say jailers are skimping on toilet paper
• Bill introduced calling for quilted toilet paper at Oklahoma State University...
• ...and a resolution for two-ply at Baylor
• Downsizing toilet paper
• Inmate escapes using toilet-paper gun
• Seamstress embroiders toilet paper
• You, too, can order the 2003-2008 World Outlook for Toilet Paper market report
• A future trend
• The Toilet Paper Test
• Lawsuit filed over Toilet Paper Plagiarism
• What's the best toilet paper?...
• ... and a review of Izal brand
• See the Hay Fever Hat
• America's first toilet paper shortage
• America's second toilet paper shortage
• Toilet Paper Algorithms
• A formula for hoarding toilet paper
• Kimberly-Clark eliminates the cardboard tube
• Win free toilet paper
• The Tricky Business of Rolling Out a New Toilet Paper (Microsoft Word)(HTML)
• Keanu Reeves' toilet paper origami
• Meet Toilet Tissue Man
• Librarian fired for using old books as toilet paper
• Take a close-up look at what you're wiping with