Take one home to display proudly on your own page. All we ask in return is that you link to us at www.nobodys-perfect.com/vtpm.
| Commemorative t-shirts, resplendent with the museum crest and motto | 1 llama |
| Prints of any of our specimens, in vivid color and suitable for framing, each accompanied by a certificate of authenticity | 5 llamas each, or any 5 for 20 llamas |
| Prints as above, plus autographed original anecdotal tale recounting its acquisition, personally written by the actual collector and mounted in a frame made of authentic toilet paper rolls | 10 llamas each, or any 5 for 40 llamas |
| Beautifully handcrafted replicas in lifelike poses of our specimens are available for the following prices: | |
| Common brands | 20 llamas |
| Rare brands | 30 - 50 llamas, depending on rarity and
number of lives lost in its acquisition |
Our regrets, but we don't accept cash, checks, money orders, or credit cards. All llamas must be in good condition. Substitution of camels, dromedaries, etc. for llamas not acceptable. Don't try to fool us, we're llama experts and we can tell the difference. We can identify a llama blindfolded. With one hand tied behind our backs. Gold bullion and rich grandmothers negotiable - call or email for current exchange rates.
( Note: due to recent mishaps resulting in the losses of several
valuable toilet paper specimens, we are forced to limit payment to non-spitting
llamas only. We regret any inconvenience this restriction may cause.
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